a.m in
the mid-night and
ask you, are you
sleeping?
Answer: no, I'm picking
beans to cook.
2. When its raining and
someone
notices you going
out, yet they ask; are
you going
out in this rain?
Answer: no, in the next
one.
3. You're making out with
a girl,
then you start
pulling her pants then she
asks;
what are you tryin
to do?
Answer: i want to wash
them
for you.
4. They see you coming
out of
the bathroom, wet;
did you just have a bath?
Answer:
no, i fell into the
toilet bowl.
5. You standing right in
front of
the elevator on the
ground floor going to
your office,
yet they ask; going
up?
Answer: no, i'm waiting
for
my
office to come down
and get me.
6. Your boyfriend comes
home
with a bunch of
flowers, and you still ask
him; are
those flowers?
Answer :no baby, they're
carrots!
7. You're in the toilet and
you
locked the door,
someone knocks on the
door
asking; is anyone
there?
Answer: No! it is shit that
locked
the door.lol
8. You're in queue at the
cinema
to buy tickets, a
friend sees you and
asks; what
are you doing here?
Answer: i'm here to pay
my
school fees!p Punk.
9. When people see you
lying
down with your eyes
closed, they still ask; are
you
sleeping?
Answer:No, I'm practising
to
die. hiss
10. You are cleaning ur
room
with a brush and
someone
ask's
are u sweeping?
Answer: No, am teaching
the
brush how to dance...
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