FOOLISH QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS- JOKE

1. Someone calls you at 2
a.m in
the mid-night and
ask you, are you
sleeping?
Answer: no, I'm picking
beans to cook.
2. When its raining and

LAWYER & JAMAICAN - JOKE

 
A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he can fool them easy...
So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun game.

Akpos- Joke- The Forest

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and
then captured by cannibals.
The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if
they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and
get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

Akpos Ligali Midnight Joke

Akpos Ligali was coming from a club at the midnight, when he got home,
his wife refused to open the door for him and he thought of a trick he

Deaf & Dumb_ Jokes

Akpos Ligali was coming from an interview one hot afternoon. He had
only #20 with him and he is going to board #2000 cab. He stopped a
taxi and entered, he bought two plantains with the last #20 he had on
him and gave the driver one. The driver was so happy and he thought he

Three Friends_ Joke

Three friends went to an herbalist to do money ritual, the herbalist
then instructed them not to utter a single word on their way home or

Akpos Ligali & Devil_ Joke

Akpos Ligali was inside a plane, and the plane was about to crash.
Suddenly devil appeared to them, and gave them a test, that anyone who
could throw an object inside the water and he (devil) wont be able to

Joke_ Beauty

A pastor told all men in a church to come and donate money to the
church's box according to the beauty of their wife. Several men came
out and donated 100,000, 20,000, 5,000. A man suddenly came out and
donated #10, the pastor was shocked and asked the man why he donated

Akpos Ligali and Barber

 Akpos Ligali and Barber

Akpos Ligali: barber
Barber: yeess?
Akpos Ligali: how much do you barb hair
Barber: #300
Akpos Ligali: what about shaving?
Barber: #150
Akpos Ligali: ok, then shave my hair

Akpos Ligali wife Joke

 

 Akpos Ligali

Akpos Ligali caught his friend and his wife on his bed. Out of anger,
he took his gun and shot his friend. His wife shouted AKPOS, AKPOS, if
you continue this way you will loose all your friends o.

Jokes

 

GRANDMA

Son: mum, grandma is so annoying, I wish she could just die
Mum: idiot, its your mother that will die not mine

BOBO

Jokes_ question tag

JOKES

 Teacher: Today's lesson is question tag. E.g chuks is a boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have any other examples?
Solo: we go chop yam today. Chopin't we?
Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him

Akpos Ligali and Doctor

 

Akpos Ligali and Doctor

Akpos Ligali went to the doctor to lodge a complaint concerning his dick. He told the doctor not to laugh when he showed him his dick and the doctor promised to do so. When he pulled down his shorts, the doctor burst into laughter on seeing the finger size dick and later apologized for not keeping his promise. He then asked Akpos Ligali maybe he need an enlargement. Akpos Ligali was angry and said, “can’t you see that my dick is swollen, I need a reduction”!

Akpos Ligali Jokes

 Funny

Teacher: Name two tourist attraction and their location in Nigeria.

Akpos Ligali: Chibok at Bornu and Soka at Ibadan.

 

Crime

Akpos Ligali went to stole a wall clock at the church and was caught red handed. He was asked the reason why he did such a thing and he replied "don't you know that God's time is the best"

 

Stupidity

Akpos Ligali climbed a mange tree to check if it has gotten ripe and
he climbed down and started throwing stones at it.

Akpos Ligali polished his shoes just because he wants to take a

Akpos Ligali- Malam and Ajebo - Joke

Ajebo was coming from work one hot afternoon and he stopped at malam's shop:
Ajebo: mallam, u get bread and egg? Which size dey?
Mallam: big one oga, 200
Ajebo: the biggest one, good, good, open am, fry 7 eggs for me
Mallam: ha oga, e be like say you hungry today o
Ajebo: no, no, thats how we roll. You get sardine?
Mallam: e dey, oga
Ajebo: put 4, you don put am?
Mallam: i don put am oga

Akpos ligali- Friends Joke

 

BBM Messages

Aduks1: guy wetin be d name of that game wey something go dey pursue you?
Femi: Egun n le were (masquerade pursue lunatic)