Friday, May 16, 2014

Akpos Ligali- Malam and Ajebo - Joke


Ajebo was coming from work one hot afternoon and he stopped at malam's shop:
Ajebo: mallam, u get bread and egg? Which size dey?
Mallam: big one oga, 200
Ajebo: the biggest one, good, good, open am, fry 7 eggs for me
Mallam: ha oga, e be like say you hungry today o
Ajebo: no, no, thats how we roll. You get sardine?
Mallam: e dey, oga
Ajebo: put 4, you don put am?
Mallam: i don put am oga

Ajebo: roll am well, hen hen, chai e too thick o, put 3 more eggs
Mallam: ha oga, come every day if i no sell for u, i no go sell again
Ajebo: you get carrot, cabbage all those things
Mallam: ha oga, i no get but i fit go cross buy am
Ajebo: oya cross go buy am come
Mallam: i don buy am
Ajebo: oya put am, put am, ha i also like geisha too, put 4
Mallam: oga i don put am
Ajebo: hen hen, oya fry am, fry am
Mallam: oga, e don ready
Ajebo: hen hen, put am inside the bread
Mallam: ha oga, e no enter well well, e too big
Ajebo: squeze am well, squeze am
Mallam: oga e don ready
Ajebo: hen hen, good, now cut #10 own for me




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