Akpos ligali- Friends Joke

 

BBM Messages

Aduks1: guy wetin be d name of that game wey something go dey pursue you?
Femi: Egun n le were (masquerade pursue lunatic)

 

LIFE

Akpos: I have facebook, twitter, yahoo, nimbuzz, eskimi and all other social network
Friend: Do you have life?
Akpos: No, send me the link!

DADDY AND MUMMY

Son wanted to reveal his father's secret because he was not given his usual bribe which is puff-puff. So he called his dad and mum to the living room and started, mum you see, dad did what you and baba landlord use to do!