Akpos Ligali Jokes

 Funny

Teacher: Name two tourist attraction and their location in Nigeria.

Akpos Ligali: Chibok at Bornu and Soka at Ibadan.

 

Crime

Akpos Ligali went to stole a wall clock at the church and was caught red handed. He was asked the reason why he did such a thing and he replied "don't you know that God's time is the best"

 

Stupidity

Akpos Ligali climbed a mange tree to check if it has gotten ripe and
he climbed down and started throwing stones at it.

Akpos Ligali polished his shoes just because he wants to take a

passport photograph.

Akpos Ligali took off his shoes because he wants to board a cab.

 PositivePrayer

Akpos Ligali went to church on Sunday to pray. The pastor then prayed
that " everything you are looking for tomorrow will be positive". All
the congregation shouted amen but Akpos Ligali stood up and said I
reject it in Jesus name. Everyone was surprised and the pastor asked
him the reason why he rejected the prayer. Akpos ligali replied, don't
you know that I am going for my HIV test tomorrow.